Went through some random sites for some beauty updates and here was what I ran into:


Cellulite
Cellulite is a posh foreign word for `fat'. *fats are surrounded by toxins called cellulites aka panniculitis*

People who believe it exists will tell you that it affects the thighs and buttocks and that it is more difficult to remove than ordinary fat * this is true*

They will then try to sell you a `magic' substance to get rid of your cellulite *we don't sell 'magic' cream for no reason and yes it does the magic *

The magic substance will cost a fortune *but it gives you a satisfying result and hell it works*

I don't think cellulite exists *explains those ugly lumps on your thighs then*

If you've got lumpy thighs or buttocks then you need to:

* Revise your eating habits and eat less
* Take up gentle but regular exercise

PS: Vernon Coleman, he may be the legendary man but not everything inside make the slightest sense to me :)