boredom

Well, boredom kills and it retards your brain growth. This shows how the growth of my brain retards by my oh-so-long updates and when I am here again, the piece that is written by me will be something that is even more retarded. Ok, let us think over about how boredom kills and eventually woooohhh, a doomsday for all *smile*. When one is bored, they may either be restless or restful. That again, depends on how willing you are to rest in peace which will be hibernating or rot at home. Restless, will be some lunatic jumping up and down the bed while screeching and bear in mind, NOT screaming. Here is some example of being a lunatic:





According to a research by unclopedia:

Signs and Symptoms

Initially, there is a tendency towards inactivity, a condition which may take hold of a person for as little as a few minutes, or as long as an entire lifetime. This is often followed by nervous habits, such as biting nails, tapping, cracking knuckles, staring, fantasizing, stalking, denying that you were stalking, tapping, taking a bite out of an already half eaten doughnut you see laying on bob's desk, getting herpes from said doughnut, tapping, scratching, making a list of the order in which you would kill everyone if you were a psycho that would do that kind of thing, tapping, bashing your face repeatedly against your desk while uttering curses and profanities at the clock, and getting fired because your boss thought you were talking about him.

Boredom has been shown to affect the time lobe, the part of the brain that moves time forward. For an individual infected with boredom, time will laugh at you, and make fun of your mom. This simple state of being "bored" may lead to all kinds of complications. While boredom itself is a nonfatal disease, when a person is bored his or her brain is weakened and more often susceptible to more dangerous ailments such as Stupidity (Morbus Stultissimus) and Grammar (M. Verbosus).

If you or someone you know is suffering from boredom, contact your Scientology Space Opera House immediately.

Treatment

There are currently several methods for effectively erradicating boredom, the most well known of which are listed below:

• Alcohol/Pot

Side effects: increase in intelligence and creativity, loss of money, anarchy

• Zombies

Side effects: fatigue, anxiety, loss of limbs, euphoria

• Masturbation

Side effects: alchoholism

• Making plans to conquer the world.

Side effects: masturbation

A vaccine for boredom is under development. So far, all test subjects have turned inside-out. Despite this, the FDA has projected a version of the drug will be available to the public by tomorrow. It is taken in the form of a suppository 10cm in diameter (5mg dosage) twice a day for 3 weeks

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